Confessions of an Assassin

[12:43am] [Asshat] There’s a reason that I keep an unregistered revolver with the handle and trigger covered in tape, in my dwelling.
[12:43am] [Asshat] I intend to, if there’s ever any doubt, plant the weapon in the hand of whomever I shoot.
[12:44am] ¬FirstGuy logs
[12:44am] [SecondGuy] Asshat, that will never work.
[12:44am] [Asshat] Sure it will.
[12:44am] [Asshat] It’s my word versus a dead man’s.
[12:45am] [Asshat] The only qualm I have with killing people, is getting caught and doing time for it.

Meanwhile, In AIM, a voice of reason:

[12:45am] [M] guy needs to stop watching assassin movies.

And people wonder why I weep for mankind.

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