Do you remember?
Marshall was right all along.
Once, the Internet was fun.
You could find what you needed, and fast; Google was new and exciting. Stuff was still free. Now, Linux distributions cost money. And if you use them, SCO will sue you.
This blows. It’s like the Penny Arcade strip, Tycho watching Gabe watching his Sims watching TV. I should go outside and read a book. Or, more likely, I’ll go sit on the Circle line and spin around for a few hours and read there. At least it’s relaxing on the Tube.