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Snow Leopard

One of the biggest surprises out of WWDC yesterday was the new pricing for Snow Leopard; in their own words…

How should we price Snow Leopard? We won’t price it at $129, because we want all Leopard users to upgrade. So we are pricing Snow Leopard at the incredible price of $29.

Considering the work that has gone into the new OS, and the heady list of enhancements and tweaks, the deal isn’t all that bad at all. Admittedly, it’s still $129 for Tiger users, and will only run on Intel, not PowerPC systems, but it’s one hell of a deal for what essentially is the cost of a few coffees and cinnamon swirls at your local Starbucks. Add to that the excellent pricing on Snow Leopard Server (Unlimited Clients for $499, down from $999) and you get a sense of this isn’t just another update: this is a hard push on getting everyone to the best place the Mac OS has been since the late System 6 days.

Happy Birthday, Kid.

My sister’s birthday is today, and, as usual, while I remembered the gift, I forgot the card. It’s been the same for as long as I can remember. Same at Christmas, too. I just don’t have a very good relationship with greetings cards. I’ve never quite picked up why.

“Make sure you face the tape recorder…”

The dirty white light cast over the room makes everything seem as if it’s pulled right out of an 80’s dentist surgery. The smell of stale air doesn’t help either; the security goon opened his fist, and dropped 41C’s collar. Shaken, 41 drops into the plastic chair and slumps forward a little. His elbow contacts the desk and he grimaces, glaring at his chaperone.

“Now sir, sit up. We don’t want to be here all evening.”

Slightly stunned, 41C levels the goon’s stare. “All evening? I’ve missed my fucking flight because of this. What the hell is going on; where am I? You’ve no fucking right to do this to me!”

“Now now Mr Iaconelli.”

41C stares down his nose and over the edge of his now misplaced glasses.

“I want my solicitor. Now.”

“I’m already here, lad…” From the door to the other side of the room, Fischer walks into the cramped room, sighs, and sits at the other side of the table. “Just what are we going to do with you?”

Cinco de Mayo

Despite many people thinking otherwise, no, I’m not in fact Mexican. However, this has not stopped a great many people at work wishing me a happy Cinco de Mayo. Something made all the more amusing as I work in the UK, but with a large number of Americans. Apparently, on May 5th, 1862, the Mexicans beat the French (quelle surprise!) at the Battle of Puebla.

And here, I always thought that Cinco de Mayo was simply an excuse for the Americans to eat tacos and drink bad tequila. I suppose we learn something every day…

Whole Foods, University 53705

The rain dripped noisily from the edge of the awning onto the paper bags in the cart, and 41C tugged his collar up from his jacket lapels, to his scruffy, week old stubble.

A dirty white Cab, with a red “Badgers” logo on the top pulled into the lot, and 41C waved to him. He pulls his the two large paper bags from the cart, and nudges it with his foot into the little line of other carts where it clanks into place, raindrops falling as it connects. Mr Stubble, bags to his chest, crosses over the front of the loading area, and carefully places his bags into the already popped trunk of the same-a-like Ford. Eggs at the top, meat at the bottom, glass on the side in the other bag, and 41C in the back, behind the driver.

“Jefferson?”

“Yes, please.”

Badger stops, blinks, fails to place the accent, and responds, “Sure thing!” and we’re off.

The rain, still falling, dribbles half-heartedly down the rear passenger windows, making stop lights and neons look disfigured and grotesque. Steam rises from 41C as the rain in his hair meets the warmth of the car’s heating, fogging the window, further enhancing the already comical view of the outside world.

The cab slowly winds towards UW Medical, and a the driver pulls up. Next fare, an elderly woman with a knee brace, and the front seat is sent all the way back, narrowly missing 41C’s feet, across the rear of the cab. Badger pulls out into the still miserable rain, and rounds the block, over the railway crossing… and the radio statics into what passes for a transmission.

“Sorry, Jefferson. I’ve gotta double back to UW Medical. This isn’t how we usually operate, man. I’ll knock a dollar off your fare.

“Don’t worry, I’m not in a rush”

The cab rounds back again, and once more winds a slow, creeping path under UW Med, this time out the other side, where a Rachael and her son bundle into the back with 41C, all cozy like. The car revs, and pulls slowly from the lot, turing back towards the railway, and moves downtown. Rachael’s son whispers to his mother, “he’s got an iPhone like Eric does, mom!”

41C smiles, and informs the young man, that if he too worked hard, he might work for someone super-cool like Apple some day, too, and get an iPhone of his very own. Rachael’s son’s eyes light up, and for a moment, 41C suspects, “this is what it’s like to be respected by the youth of today. I’m getting old. Fuck.” Mom smiles, and knowing that one reason to stay in school is as good as another for her clearly hyperactive son, mouths a silent “thank-you” at Stubble.

In the front, Badger, still oblivious and sleep deprived, takes a third wrong turn.

We’re not in Kansas any more, folks…

To be continued…

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